Super Slam Dunk System

“Beep, beep, beep…”

Groggily opening his eyes, Geng Haoshi stretched lazily before getting out of bed to wash up.

If you imagine this is a story about a model student who loves studying, sets an alarm every morning, and rises diligently, you couldn't be more wrong!

He—Geng Haoshi—was a sophomore at a second-rate university, standing at one meter seventy, and severely overweight.

Today, Geng Haoshi had set his alarm for nine o'clock—a rare occasion, as it meant he was rising a full hour earlier than usual.

Why? Because today was the fan meeting with Miss Aoi.

Three months ago, upon hearing the news, Geng Haoshi had laboriously hunted down and rewatched every single film starring his goddess, day and night, preparing for her arrival. In his own words, "To know her works by heart—that's true love."

After washing up and getting dressed, he stood in front of the mirror, inspecting himself again and again. For this special day, he had even borrowed a suit from a senior in his fourth year. Now he admired his reflection, looking as sharp as he ever would.

"Looking good, handsome! The goddess will be utterly charmed when she sees you," he puckered his lips at the mirror, grinning foolishly.

Everything was ready.

Carrying a diary covered in photos of his beloved goddess, Geng Haoshi locked his dorm room with a heart full of joy, setting out toward her.

He had five roommates, all in the same year and major. Today, each was off early—some on dates, some playing ball, some headed to t